"Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk." ― Robert Bloch
"Résumé Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells awful. You might as well live." ― Dorothy Parker, Enough Rope
"I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are." ― Jess C Scott, The Devilin Fey
"What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside?" ― Jess C. Scott, I'm Pretty
"I've committed to nothing...and that's just suicide...by tiny, tiny increments." ― Nick Hornby, High Fidelity
"I was very strict on that point. No devouring classmates." Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Other parents warn their kids not to talk to strangers. I had to warn mine not to eat them." ― Kelley Armstrong, Stolen
"Jack couldn't help but watch Nonie as she left. She looked to be twenty-nine, thirty at the most, stood maybe five foot-four and was slender. She had shoulder-length, curly, walnut-colored hair and the largest most beautiful blue eyes he'd ever seem Her nose and ears were small in comparison to her full lips, which he'd give anything to kiss." ― Deborah Leblanc, Toe to Toe
"Man makes plans . . . and God laughs." ― Michael Chabon
"I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death." ― Alan Bradley, The Weed That Strings the Hangman's Bag
"Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint" ― Brent Weeks, The Way of Shadows
"I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever remarks, and I also have a flair for getting people to like me. But to be perfectly fair to myself, I am ever-ready to confess my shortcomings, too, and a quick round of soul-searching forced me to admit that I had never been any good at all at breathing water. As I hung there from the seat belt, dazed and watching the water pour in and swirl around my head, this began to seem like a very large character flaw." ― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
"If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged" ― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
"The rest of us can find happiness in misery." ― Fall Out Boy
"Oh, uh-uh," Shaundelle said. "I'm not gonna be no place where no ghost is gonna be knockin' nobody upside the head. I'm outta here. I'm not going to take any chances that some ghost is gonna mess up this pretty face." ― Deborah Leblanc, Toe to Toe
"The right hand doesn't know what the left is doing" is a phrase that refers to times when people ought to know, but don't know, about something that is happening very close to them. For instance, you ought to know about the man who watches you when you sleep." ― Lemony Snicket
"What's he saying?" Buggy asked, her voice shaky. "That there's something up in the attic that we should be careful of because it could be dangerous. "Oh, uh-uh, I'm not going up there," Buggy said, You can send Shaundelle up there, but I'm keeping my little white ass down here." ― Deborah Leblanc, Toe to Toe
"He'd died. Plain and simple. And it pissed him off. Left him frustrated and disappointed. Where had all , the guardian angel crap they'd fed him in catechism gone to? He'd seen no angels, seraphim, archangels or pearly gates. No one to show him the ropes now that he was dead. What the hell was he supposed to do?" ― Deborah Leblanc, Toe to Toe
"Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again." ― Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
"Although this scouting gig sounded like a financial hit, it made Nonie extremely nervous. She feared someone slip--that someone being Buggy--and others would find out Nonie's secret. And if the wrong person caught wind that she could see and speak to the dead, word would spread through Clay Point like ants at a picnic." ― Deborah Leblanc, Toe to Toe
"Nonie chewed on her bottom lip for a moment. She'd told Fezzo so much already yet there wasn't a speck of incredulity in his eyes. His expression was serious, and she had his full attention. "I'm not quite sure about what to do with Helen, the ghost that followed me home." ― Deborah Leblanc, Toe to Toe
"Two gasps rang out. The first one came from Clara, the second from Fezzo. One moment they'd been looking at a mound of concrete, and now they were staring at two human feet. They were crossed at the ankle so that tops of the feet faced each other and rested toe to toe." ― Deborah Leblanc, Toe to Toe
"For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher)" ― Frankie Boyle
"But you know, mon petite, what you got is a gift. And when de good Lord gives you a gift you have to use it. Dat's why he put you here on dis earth. Sometime it's gonna be to help a soul cross over to de other side to meet him. If dat's whey you gott do, den dat's what you gotta do. You can't just keep collecting de dead. You gonna have to find a way to take what you got and work wit dat." ― Deborah Leblanc, Toe to Toe
"Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of Mutual Interest came off the Front Left Wheel of Accommodation, causing the Sport Utility Vehicle of Progress to crash into the Ditch of Despair." ― Dave Barry, Dave Barry's History of the Millennium
"Margaret's voice, with its raspy twang, reminded her of magnolias and whiskey." ― Deborah Leblanc, Toe to Toe
"Who's the young man beside you?" Helen suddenly asked. "Oh, I see, you're one of us." She turned to Nonie. "And you did introduce us before." She tapped a finger against her right temple. "Every once in a while this old clock up here forgets to click to the next second. I apologize for that." ― Deborah Leblanc, Toe to Toe
"You have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, you ape – the great face pressed even closer, so that Wonse was staring into the pitiless depths of his eyes – we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality." ― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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